Coffee Because Murder is Wrong Cat Mug

Ever feel like you’re one missed coffee away from starring in your own true crime documentary? We get it. Life’s little annoyances—spilled milk, loud chewers, yet another “quick question” at 8:59am—can really test your patience. But before you plot your villain arc, let us introduce you to your new favourite partner in (almost) crime: the “Coffee Because Murder is Wrong” Cat Mug from The Mug Place12.

Why This Mug? Because Your Sanity Matters (and So Does Your Coffee)

Let’s be honest: coffee isn’t just a beverage. It’s a lifeline, a mood stabiliser, the reason you haven’t been featured on the evening news. Our mug gets it. With a gloriously grumpy cat glaring over the bold, tongue-in-cheek message, this mug is your daily reminder that caffeine is the only legal solution to most of life’s problems.

Whether you’re a night owl forced into the daylight, a remote worker fending off Zoom fatigue, or the office legend who keeps everyone guessing, this mug is your witty shield against the madness. It’s not just a vessel—it’s an attitude, a warning, and a hug in ceramic form.

Morning Routines Made Better (and Safer for Everyone)

Imagine this: You shuffle into the kitchen, eyes half-open, hair doing its own thing, and there it is—your “Coffee Because Murder is Wrong” mug, waiting faithfully. One look at that grumpy cat and you know you’re not alone in your struggle. You pour in your favourite brew, wrap your hands around the glossy ceramic, and suddenly, the world feels just a little more manageable.

This isn’t just a mug; it’s a morning ritual, a silent pact between you and your caffeine. It’s the difference between “I woke up like this” and “I woke up, but I’m not responsible for my actions until I finish this cup.”

A Gift That Connects (and Gets a Laugh)

Looking for a gift that says, “I love you, but I also know you’re a little unhinged before coffee”? This is it. The “Coffee Because Murder is Wrong” Cat Mug is the ultimate gift for coffee lovers, cat enthusiasts, and anyone with a delightfully dark sense of humour. It’s perfect for birthdays, holidays, Secret Santa, promotions, or just because you want to make someone snort-laugh at work.

And let’s face it—everyone knows someone who needs this mug. Maybe it’s your best friend who treats Mondays like a personal affront. Maybe it’s your partner who communicates exclusively in grunts before 10am. Or maybe it’s your colleague who’s always “just about to snap.” Whoever it is, this mug says, “I see you, I get you, and I want you to stay out of jail.”

Originality with Heart (and a Side of Sass)

At The Mug Place, we believe your mug should be as original as you are. That’s why each “Coffee Because Murder is Wrong” Cat Mug is handmade to order, ensuring your new companion is as unique as your morning routine. The design isn’t just funny—it’s a badge of honour for surviving the daily grind with your sense of humour intact.

The grumpy cat illustration is a nod to every caffeine-deprived soul who’s ever fantasised about a world where coffee flows freely and people mind their own business. It’s nostalgia for those early internet meme days, romance for the true crime junkies, and pure comfort for anyone who needs a little dark humour to get through the day.

Practical Details (Because We Know You’ll Ask)

• Top quality ceramic mug with premium coating for best colour and durability1.

• Classic Durham 11oz mug—the perfect size for that “just one more cup” feeling1.

• Fade resistant and chip proofed—because your mug should be as tough as you are1.

• Glossy finish for that extra shine (and easy Instagram photos)1.

• Dishwasher & Microwave safe—because who has time for handwashing before coffee?1.

• Hand made to order—crafted with care, attitude, and a dash of mischief1.

Who Needs This Mug?

• The coffee lover who laughs in the face of decaf.

• The cat parent whose feline friend is their spirit animal (especially before caffeine).

• The office MVP who keeps the team alive with sarcasm and snacks.

• The friend who binge-watches true crime and has a suspiciously large collection of mugs.

• You—because you know you deserve a mug that gets you.

For Every Occasion (or No Occasion at All)

• Birthdays: Because nothing says “I care” like a mug that gets your dark humour.

• Holidays: The perfect stocking stuffer for the family member who’s always a little too honest before their first cup.

• Anniversaries: For the partner who’s stuck by your side through every caffeine withdrawal.

• Promotions: Celebrate surviving another year of office politics.

• Just Because: Sometimes, the best gifts are the ones that make someone laugh out loud on a random Tuesday.

The Mug Place Promise

We know mugs are more than just dishes—they’re companions, comforters, and sometimes, the only thing standing between you and a felony. That’s why every mug from The Mug Place is made to last, designed to delight, and guaranteed to become your new favourite.

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Ready to make mornings (and Mondays) a little safer for everyone? Grab your “Coffee Because Murder is Wrong” Cat Mug today and join the ranks of caffeine-fuelled survivors. Your sanity—and your coworkers—will thank you.

Top quality ceramic mug with premium coating for best colour and durability.
Classic Durham 11oz mug
Fade resistant and chip proofed
Glossy finish.
Dishwasher & Microwave safe.
Hand made to order