• Sale! The Dachshund / Sausage Dog Owners Mug Collection: Cartoon sausage dog with shades driving a red car. “Low Rider. High Speed.”Two white mugs from The Dachshund Owners' Mug Collection feature cartoon sausage dogs, toys, bones, and "Mine. All mine.

    The Daschshund / Sausage Dog Owners Mug Collection

    Original price was: £18.99.Current price is: £14.99.

    Let’s establish a fundamental truth right out of the gate: you don’t merely “own” a Dachshund. You are employed by one. You willingly signed a lifelong contract to serve as a butler, personal chef, and heated mattress pad for a cylindrical dictator with a severe Napoleon complex. They strut into your house, assess the real…

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  • Sale! Funny Great Dane Mugs | The Giant Lap Dog Collection—perfect for those who know that tail's a real wrecking ballWhite mug with a Great Dane cartoon. Text: "Funny Great Dane Mugs | The Giant Lap Dog Collection. House hippo. Expect damage.

    The Great Dane Dog Owners Mug Collection

    Original price was: £18.99.Current price is: £14.99.

    The moment you decided to get a Great Dane, someone probably said, “Oh, they’re so elegant.” And they were right. They are elegant. Magnificently, spectacularly, breathtakingly elegant — right up until they take out your coffee table with one casual wag of their tail, then look at you with those enormous, soulful eyes like you’re the one who…

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