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Too Glam To Give A Damn Mug Gift With Funny Women’s Confidence Quote Some things deserve your attention. Other things deserve the sort of elegant dismissal usually reserved for a group chat that has become far too dramatic. This Too Glam To Give A Damn mug has chosen its priorities wisely: “ABOUT MONEY, NOT PEOPLE.”…
I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today Mug Gift Some days call for diplomacy, patience and the careful performance of enjoying everyone’s company. Other days call for a black cat in gold-toned glasses, a hot-pink background and the perfectly honest declaration: “I DON’T HAVE The Energy TO PRETEND I LIKE YOU…
A Properly Polite Way to Be Completely Unhelpful Some messages deserve a soft voice, a kind smile and absolutely no meaningful commitment. This retro humour mug delivers exactly that energy with the wonderfully detached line: “I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. Someone Cares. Not Me, But Someone.” It is a statement of concern, technically. It simply…
The Nicest Thing You Will Hear All Day. Sort Of. “I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.” Well, that sounds promising. Supportive, even. Perhaps a heartfelt message is on its way? Then comes the wonderfully blunt turn: “Someone Cares” followed by the small but essential detail, “Not Me, But Someone.” There it is: affection with a…
Calm Has Entered the Chat. It Is Not Negotiating. “SERENITY NOW!” is already a fairly direct request. Add “(OR ELSE)” underneath it in bold, and suddenly inner peace has all the gentle charm of an urgent office memo written by somebody who has absolutely had enough. That is the glorious energy of this funny mug…
A Peaceful Little Warning, Delivered by a Sloth Some days call for deep breaths, positive thoughts and a reassuringly calm face. Other days call for a smiling sloth in a meditation pose making it abundantly clear that the calm is on a timer. This funny sloth mug pairs a wonderfully serene central character with the…
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